schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

schmoving

When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.

Damn that guy is schmoving!

by EddieGames September 24, 2020

schmokin'

Extracool in ways only schmokin' people can understand. Utterly extraordinary. Totally pimped; etc.

"Did you see the game last night? It was great!"
"Yeh, oh yeah, it was schmokin'"

by that.girl June 26, 2007

Schmooing

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

by Lady Zim February 26, 2009

schmoink

A multipurpose word, usually used in verb form. Rather like the way the term "smurf" is used in the cartoon.

I schmoinked him in the head.

by Amanda Jo February 23, 2005

Schnogin

A hearty, exciting, and exhausting sexual trist. The opposite of a quicky.

Last night my wife gave me a schnogin that I will not soon forget.

by Rob_Man November 3, 2006

schmogging

walking around in the grass with cloggs on

I had this dream and this 87 year old guy was like are you schmogging???????

by Bobby Ruocco May 9, 2007