schmitty

the name of any 3 foot long maglight

wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.

schmitty by Pyroteknix1224 January 11, 2008

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Schmitty

A girl YouTuber who thinks the earth is flat, there’s no such thing as gravity, that pewdiepie punched her, that you can overdose on tic tacs and that Morgan Freeman in Nelson Mandela

Girl- omg did you see that schmitty video the other day?
Me- yeah she’s so fake

Schmitty by TakeALook October 26, 2019

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Schmitty

An expression used to describe an unpleasant mood or unfortunate event. Sometimes this expression can also be used to describe very sad pitiful individuals who are unpleasant to be around. This term can be used to even describe a very hostile & toxic working environment.

"This place is so schmitty...."

"Lighten up, don't be schmitty".

"This work place is so schmitty".

Schmitty by theonlinegrinchi3 August 2, 2022

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Schmitty

A lame move to intentionally waste alcohol. In an attempt to look cool someone pretends to drink more than they did by opening beer after beer without finishing the first one.

Look at all these Schmittys. Every beer is still half-full. And now we're out of beer.

Schmitty by St. Tee February 4, 2010