schmageggy

Yiddish: A lame, ineffectual, or pussy-whipped woman of a man.

I can't take that schmageggy seriously while he's gesticulating so wildly.

by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006

Starbucks Shitageddon

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.

"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010

schmageggy

used to describe some random guy

look at dat schmageggy walking around there

by Ninjalo March 8, 2004

schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

schmageckel

First used to describe the crusty stuff at the bottom of a cup of churros from a mexican restaurant.

I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.

Are you gonna eat that schmageckel?
Get that schmageckel out of my face!
or Schmageckel Envy.

by Chris Hardt May 8, 2008

schmittle

A person with a high-pitched or annoying voice.

You sound like a schmittle right now.

by stumm227 May 8, 2010

Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019