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schimmelfig

This word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having sex. It refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.
Examp. #1 I had him bent over and was about to shove it in his anus and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. It took hours to clean up.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
by William Wood July 10, 2005
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david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.
Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017
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Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.
Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore
by schwammered June 5, 2010
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Schmieran

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.
Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran
by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020
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Schmiggerbloben

A word you use when you don't know the word you are looking for.
where did i put my Schmiggerbloben?
by TPW 21418 September 5, 2011
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Schmierer

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!
Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!
by anonymous53782587423508764837 October 29, 2018
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Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse
I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.
by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020
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