Sommillionaire

A person who makes money from doing wine related comedy gigs.
A portmanteau of sommelier and millionaire.

This wine is actually dog shit, sorry I'm a Sommillionaire now guys

by dumdumcunt69 March 30, 2021

Jeff schilling

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.

Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.

by Unclefester April 17, 2015

Scrillions

An unreasonable amount of anything, but mostly pertains to money. Most often used to 'one up' a previously mentioned denomination

Puff Daddies a Scrillion-Aire /
PIMP: "I heard there was millions of people involved"
HOE: "Nope, more like Scrillions"

by AJAPTwo December 7, 2003

schillinger

Vernon "Vern" Schillinger, the Nazi on the TV show Oz. He burned a swastika into Beecher's ass. After a lot of abuse Beecher subsequently went crazy and took a crap in Schillinger's mouth.

Prisoner #92S110. Vern Schillinger. Convicted October 21, 1992. Aggravated assault in the first degree. Sentence: 8 years. Up for parole in 5.

by Bitcher April 8, 2004

scillion

a number greater than a billion zillion

I wish I had a scillion dollars

by sz0601a March 8, 2011

Taylor Schilling

talented actress that plays the role of Piper Chapman in the true story series Orange is the New Black. Also starred along with Zac Efron in The Lucky One.

Taylor Schilling is really good as piper in oitnb

by domatic October 17, 2015

Taylor Schilling

she's the most adorable and beautiful actress I've ever seen omfg

Taylor Schilling is so good as an actress

by bitch idk August 16, 2018