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Schmiggie

Commonly found around the mouth, nose or eyes - however there are more recorded cases of it appearing around the cheeks and occasionally being discovered on or around the forehead.

True & caring friends will tell you that you have 'schmiggie' on your face. This is a lot more helpful, and a much more discreet, way of letting you know that when you turned your back and blew your nose into your hankie, you actually left a piece of green and yellow snot sitting on your chin. Of course they could have laughed and said out aloud that your wearing your own snot, but true friends will call it 'schmiggie' and not embarrass you by bringing attention to what is really sitting on your face.

Schmiggie - The one word which, as soon as its said, makes you frantically begin rubbing and wiping your face all over in order to eradicate any particles of left over rice from lunch, strands of eye gunk which leaked and dried down your nose... or even a bit of chunky spit you excitedly spat out onto your bottom lip while you were getting carried away explaining your character on World of Warcraft. '.
"Dave...mate...just quietly, you've got a bit of schmiggie on your chin".

Erin - "Okay Holly, before we get out of this car I thought I'd point out that you have got some schmiggie here *points to corner of mouth*"

Holly - "Shit, that was lucky...I would have walked around the whole shopping centre and not realised that I had wheetbix still stuck to my mouth - Thanks Erin!"
by tellmeifIhaveschmiggiepls April 10, 2010
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schmigginzed

This happens once you can no longer feel any of your toes because your 90 beers down and have also hit a single blinker.
“Where’d my toes go”
Definitely schmigginzed
by Randal Matrian May 25, 2023
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schmiggles

alec hurt himself and said 'schmiggles'
by james January 15, 2004
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Schmigglebauffen

Schmigglebauffen (sh-migg-ul-bauf-in) German
-Noun

Describes an incredible girlfriend who never ceases to amaze her boyfriend. She is always there for him and always gives him a smile. He never wants to leave her. She is so sexy she makes Robert crazy. Her cuteness is un-definable, and will not be defined in this definition, although, it is cuter than her boyfriends. He loves her more than anything.
"Wow, I hope my Schmigglebauffen is looking at this"
by K3rmitdafrg December 14, 2009
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Schmigga

A man of foreign nationality who refuses to shower or use deodorant. Often found in the corner of classrooms slurping some type of soup.
Have you seen the new kid. He’s such a schmigga.
by Tootyfruityboy123 January 12, 2021
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Schmiggity

1. Marijuana 2. The act of smoking Marijuana.
Do you have any Schmiggity?”
by Emoney/Jebugus January 9, 2022
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Schmaggs

An epic goggle-eyed freak.
Brother of Maggs.
Greg:"Look how big Gosseg's eyes are!"
Albert:"Haha he is Schmaggs."
by Godfrey Hilbun October 22, 2010
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