schmetard

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006

ScherlaPo

The sound made when someone is slapped by a extremely flabby vagina. To get a full appreciation of the sound click the link at the top of the page.

Fattima Saggyvag: close your eyes i have a present for you
Andy Georgiou: O.K.
*ScherlaPo*

by sherlapo boy May 13, 2005

schmetalhead

a person with a head made of both skin and metal, a lesser form of cyborg.... the term schmetal 'ead is seen as a compliement and greatly recieved

sch-metal-head....sch...german...metal.....= metal...and head for head

by Limbo bob May 25, 2005

schmeila

Schmeila is the best person you'll ever see in you fckn whole life!!!

Schmeila is cool

by SCHMEILA January 2, 2017

schmegladite

One that suffers from schmegma

“Babe I think I have Schemga”

“Then I guess your a schmegladite”

by Ginger_bitch69 July 31, 2018

schmelpi

A schmelpi is a is a cat that has a big torso, but tiny little stupid looking legs

Person 1: DUDE LOOK AT THAT SCHMELPI!

Stupid Schmelpi Cat: meow

by schmelpilord October 1, 2022

Schmerhaps

Perhaps if it was quirky and strange

Schmerhaps we should acquire some snackage

by Rainjur February 17, 2024