shmenis

what you would say to someone if they had a very small dick (mix of small and penis)

patric has a shmenis ha ha ha

by Dominic DiBiase August 4, 2004

Schmekis

A driver (cellphone optional) who makes a really stupid move, or no move at all, forcing you to sit at a light, make a panic turn/lane change, slam on your brakes.

If that Schmekis! had been awake, we wouldn't still be sitting at this red light!

by Tony June 18, 2004

schmenice

a game of tennis where instead of rackets you use your hands. Basically hand tennis.

Instead of hitting the ball with a racket you gotta catch it, or do whatever you can do stop it from bouncing twice

loser: What are your guys doing
moron:play schmenice

by Cmort October 13, 2007

schmenius

The opposite of genius, according to a Washington Mutual radio commercial.

"Man, am I a schmenius; I just burnt a winning lottery ticket!"

"Your plan to trick us would never work because it's so schmenius."

by streudelz August 10, 2008

schmönis

Penis

She was sucking on my Schmönis.

by XSatansBratenX May 6, 2017

Schmemis

Penis. It’s a joking way of pronouncing penis. It’s also a way of saying penis without actually saying it. The word stems from the idea of saying penis so many times that you lose complete sense of the word and devolve into nonsense.

“I’m at the stripped club straight up jorking it”
“What do you mean by it?”
“What do you think? I mean my schmemis”

by Meateater by meat I mean pemis July 26, 2024