Schmeal

A diabolical insult known to end one's career within seconds.

You're a schmeal x

by CT x October 31, 2019

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019

coop schmeal

used in reference to james cooper who needs to come downstairs and schmeal

Coop dinner! Coop schmeal! Coop your friends are here!

My coop schmeal brings all the noras to the yard and they're like coop dinner!
damn right
coop phone!

by zeynep December 8, 2004

reesty schmeal

reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)

When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.

I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.

by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008

Schmeal

Better looking that a snak sexier than a meal

She’s a schmeal

by Don’t need to know April 5, 2019

schmeal

New Hampshire slang for vape. Used so teachers don't know what you're talking about

"Yo Chris, pass me the schmeal"

by Heck beerios January 22, 2023

Schmeal

High school code for a vape or juul

"I'll let you hit my gleeb if I can rip your schmeal"

by 401.falcon September 28, 2022