schmemity

(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.

“We live in a schmemity.”
“Agreed”

by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020

Schmerti

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Schmeag

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Schmeidlered

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Schediaphilia

Being in love or sexually attracted to anime or cartoon characters.

"Yeah I hear he's into Schediaphilia. He has a massive crush on Ururaka from Boku No Hero Academia

by enby_pal June 27, 2020

scamera

A traffic camera, in the eyes of those who hate them and think the state is out to make money off of them.

"Scamera" is a portmanteau of SCAM and CAMera. (It could also be a portmanteau of Speed and CAMERA).

I got slapped by a SCAMERA!!!

by Bed time March 17, 2010

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011