caca schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.

That halo child is a total caca schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009

schmatter

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end

eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters

by Timothyjwilliams March 23, 2011

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

Schmackers

A term referring to a pair of female breasts. It is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of mass as a result of age or braless lifestyle.

Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"

Fred: "Did you see Susan's schmackers?"
Steve: "See'em? I can hear them from here?"

by djmattyice July 3, 2018

Schminternet

The original name for the internet made by the creator and was found to be hard to spell so it was named the internet.

Hey can you look up Mr. Moore and Betty Lou on the schminternet.

by localnatives September 17, 2018

schlactered

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011