sluuurp

Sluuurp has three meanings:
1. the noise made when you touch greasy hair (Y)

2. You're fat. ( in a good way ! )

3. Some intimidated person is trying to suck your powers of coolness out of you. nice (Y)

4. Noise that Jack makes.

1. Damn that <insert name of person with extremely greasy hair here> hair was like sluuurp

2. WOW! He's like soo sluuurp

3. She caught me on my own = It was so scary, she was all like sluuurp I was so vunerable ='

4. Jack: "SLUUURP"

by as in...anonymous December 23, 2007

schlurple

The act of drinking, not quite noisily enough to be called slurping, yet still louder than a sip.

It’s a common pet peeve in England to schlurple your tea in front of guests!

by chezswirl December 1, 2019

schtuuupiiid?!!!!!!

Funny wordz

Hey who are you?

i am schtuuupiiid?!!!!!!

by epic tROLL 11 April 28, 2022

schlürp

A large and intimate sucking kiss with full tounge. Probably quite soggy.
Preferably whilst led down in a field.

Oh that was a fucking good schlürp!

by BigDucky May 19, 2022

Schlurp

Schlurp is slang for the hit drink Schlerma

John: I left the Schlurp...

Jim: The fuck you mean you left the Schlurp?

by Schlerman June 25, 2022

schlurp

The act of taking a wet, open-faced adult diaper and drinking the piss from the padding

I took my diaper off, and my boyfriend asked, “Can I schlurp that thang?”

by bababerry August 28, 2025