Schnussel

Pronounced "shhh-noo-sell"

1- An idiot or person with a low IQ.

2- A lame person.

1- Paris Hilton is such a schnussel

2- OMG my Maths teacher is such a schnussel

by HellzAngeL13 August 2, 2009

Schmustle

The act of a group of friends getting into bed together to cuddle. After a heavy night of drinking or doing drugs, a schmustle is often formed to offer support and comfort to friends. A schmustle is completely platonic and is nothing more than friends being there for eachother in times of need.

person 1: aw man I did way too much molly last night

person 2: me too, let's go schmustle for the whole day

person 3: a schmustle would be amazing rn

by jax1993 June 12, 2018

Schlussy

someone will be called schlussy because someone saw their schlong and bussy.

due to them being suspected of sharing such things they are schlussy

Kai: YOU SHOWED SCHLI UR SCHLONG?!
Speccy: n-no
Kai: UR SCHLUSSY NOW

by Virtually Lucid March 1, 2022

schlossered

1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.

1. You've been schlossered!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!

by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

Katharine Schassler

A VERY VERY SEXY INDIVIDUAL

SO HOT SEXY AMAZING BEAUTIFUL

Katharine Schassler is hot

hot sexy awesome

by catdog757485748 July 11, 2011

Schlosser

Schlosser (sh-law-sir) (v): to reply unnecessarily soley for the sake of starting an argument

1. I totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so pissed that he threw his phone across the room.

2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.

3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.

by Jspizzle March 31, 2010

Scrussles

Scrawny Muscles

Yo fool, I know you've been working out, but you still got some scrussles

by SHMaRiM July 18, 2011