schlunked

to be blunked.

Sylv schlunked Cam with a salmon.

by Baconboy69 May 20, 2022

Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009

schlunk

Stuff lying around the place, on the floor, on bookshelves, on desks, piled on top of other stuff, that has been there for a long time collecting dust.

When a girl wears too much jewelry or accessories on her body.

There is so much schlunk in her office, it will take years to get rid of it.

Look at all the schlunk she's wearing.

by Mariner32ny June 14, 2006

Schlinky

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.

Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010

Schlinky

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.

Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.

by SoH leader December 19, 2011

schlunk

crazy, or awesome: also cool act

That kickflip was schlunk!
That shit is schlunk.

by Liam O'Neil December 2, 2007

Schlinky

A word meaning the best of a group of players in an XBox live game. For example, if a group of people were playing Call of Duty, on the XBox, the highest ranked person in the game would be Schlinky.

I had Schlinky in my game earlier

by Oo Schlinky oO September 22, 2009