Plug Schlobers

Plug Schlobers is an insult you use on triplets.
It is very effective...

Jean: Im a big fat chicken

Mohammed: I enjoy eating deep-fried lamb lounce

Gene: Sup
Kathrine: Sup
Hubert: Sup
Mohammed: Stfu you fucking Plug Schlobers

by Mathaugostdidbailoud March 23, 2021

Schlumberjargon

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.

Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"

by vaeren August 27, 2008

schuberty

1. A brief period during puberty in which one bursts into intense, hiccup-like laughter at the most inappropriate times.
2. The period of life in which Scott Schubert will forever remain.

The young man at his Bar Mitzvah experienced a brief bout of schuberty upon realizing that he was on his way to becoming a man.

by Scott Schubert April 22, 2008

Schubertism

To do something with a complete disregard for others, in a stupid or sometimes funny manner, usually involves lying.

To tell a lie about something that wouldn't seem important so it is perceived to be truth by the person to whom the lie is told.

"Did you hear that lie that he just told?"
"Yeah, it's a schubertism"

by heavy Dee January 19, 2010

Schlobermoske

literal translation, shut up, quit pulling the mouse from me.

when you are on the computer and someone tries to remove the mouse from your possession.

Tyler is playing on the computer and his brother comes and tries to take the mouse from him, he yells Schlobermoske!

by Tylerjay April 13, 2009

schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

by vaeren October 1, 2011

schuberty

acting in a manner inconsistent with one's station in society.

Undeservedly pompous or braggardly
Full of one's own self-importance
Being "extra" unneccessarily

We tried to have a simple barbeque by the water but Hyacinth got all schuberty on us and turned it into a candle light supper with light riparian refreshments.

by rainee July 28, 2012