schlompoofa

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.

I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

by yourfavoriteoprahhh May 28, 2018

schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008

schlomanomadingdong

It's another word for penis. Instead of saying the word "Penis" you can say schlomanomadingdong.

Your brother is jerking off to porn and you walk in the room without knocking, and you see his penis and say "Wow, that's a big schlomanomadingdong."

by TheLKA June 13, 2013

Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

by Heffae June 25, 2019

schlompa

a cheese wagon, acording to most.
or bitch, in german.

I wanna eat some of that schlompa!
Kyle, your a schlompa, suck me.

by raygun August 14, 2006

Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

by Excelsior December 28, 2005

schloogan

one who likes to fart in other peoples mouths

i little german kid who farted in another kids mouth and he called himself the schlooganator

by Scott Erichsen February 18, 2009