schlomanomadingdong

It's another word for penis. Instead of saying the word "Penis" you can say schlomanomadingdong.

Your brother is jerking off to porn and you walk in the room without knocking, and you see his penis and say "Wow, that's a big schlomanomadingdong."

by TheLKA June 13, 2013

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

by shwingybones May 13, 2022

schlonghand

The long hand of a short hand acronym, spelt phonetically

Ell oh Ell = lol

bee tea double you = btw

by Albear June 7, 2005

Schloofengirth

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls

I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!

by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013

Sluzen Schlogenz

A cross between Cunt and fuck x 1000 used as an adjective to describe someone

That woman over there is rude. Yeah she’s a real Sluzen Schlogenz

by JHFMX September 15, 2019

schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.

That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.

by Deevolution January 14, 2008

schlooping

the act of sitting down on a hot day

Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.

by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008