schlongbottom

1. something you call a person, when you can't think of an insult to call them

1. Stop being such a...a...schlongbottom.

by sharelydumbdumb April 1, 2011

schlongdonkey

1- Another name for the PNRZ

2- Someone who is a PNRZ

"All women want to ride the schlongdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003

Schlongman

Schlongman is like the guy with the biggest schlong of em all
Guy1: dude have you seen joes schlong?
Guy2: Uhm?
Guy1: He IS THE SCHLONGMAN

Joe has the biggest schlong nah hes just the schlongman

by NathOnala November 12, 2021

shlongmongrel

Someone like Gabe who is extremely attracted to penises, to the point of being called a sort of 'dog of the cock'.

Gabe couldn't be more of an asshole and shlongmongrel if he tried

by Gabe_is_a_dick June 10, 2004

schlongmongler

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.

Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?

by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016

Schlongometry

1. The science, practice and art of penis measuring.

2. The collection of measurements that can be used to measure the male sex organ, including flaccid length, flaccid girth, flaccid volume, erect length, erect length, erect volume, turgidity, angle of inclination, circumcision status, MTBO (mean time before orgasm) and vein quotient.

Did you see the size of that guys earlobes? His schlongometry must be off the chart!

by BoneDaddyJive April 24, 2013

SchlongBong

An insult to a person , relevant to a Blowjob dildo, you know , a toy just for sucking dick as it implies smoking on a SchlongBong is like smoking on a Schlong so smoking on a dick and uh, you know the rest.

"Oh shut the fuck up, SchlongBong."

by ibeatmameat August 28, 2019