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Schlam

The act of having casual sex with another person
“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?”
“I schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last night
by Andre’ January 5, 2020
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hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.
by RealSh*t September 25, 2013
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Schlampe

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"
by Melody April 25, 2004
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Schlochenthorp

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.
I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"
by Timebender13 July 8, 2010
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Schlampus

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.
Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"
by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009
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Schlobo

A drink consisting of citrus fruits, tequila, and other active ingredients made famous by the Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity Inc.

The origins of this drink dates back to 1987 at Texas Tech University in Lubbock, TX when 7 men of vision decided to form a brotherhood like no other. During the early 1990s, this Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity spread to numerous universities across the nation. One of those new entities being the Delta Chapter at Texas A&M University in College Station, TX in 1991. It was not until the Fall of 1992 at Texas A&M when brother Daniel Romo introduced the first Schlobo to the brotherhood. The Schlobo quickly become popular and is now one of the most sought-after must haves when visiting any ODPhi entity. The Schlobo is still served in it’s classic one gallon container and still tastes as hype as it did back in 1992.
How many Schlobos should we make for 2knight?
by therealest1987 January 4, 2012
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Schlomo

Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels
by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021
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