schload

a choad over 5 inches. schload

that kid has a huge schload

by i eat food adobo March 11, 2009

Schlegan Schlogan

A stupid little girl

Hey Schlegan Schlogan!

by John Palmer December 20, 2003

schlode

1.A lovely person who has a tendancy to lack mental stability. Sometimes can be mistaken for a mental health patient.
A schlode is usually a best friend of a schliz.

2.A very disturbing noise that can usually be heard miles away from the schlode.

'schlode smells.'
'you are a real schlode.'
'schlode loves schliz.'
'ahh, look at that schlode she's pulling!'

by 'schlode' February 10, 2007

schodack

a pretty lovely small town full of pretty effing douchey and lame people. just far enough from albany to be considered "the middle of nowhere" even though most people really have nothing to complain about. truly the ideal location for those seeking a good mix of city/rural.

schodack close enough to albany, and far enough from albany.

by awwhellyaw April 28, 2009

schload

A hugh amount. A heaping propensity. shit-load.

My boss laid a schload of work on my desk today.

by blackthorne56 December 28, 2005

Schlode

A wide but long penis. Derived from a schlong and chode.

He couldn't take one step out of his house with out people laughing at his enormous schlode.

by Missilez_ October 24, 2015

schloaded

level of being sooooooooo high you can't even function anymore

im so high, i'm loady schloaded

by Lochnessmonstur March 22, 2019