Schlessman

A good nice friend when he/she walks in you just get a burst of joy knowing it’s going to be a good day

He’s so fun to be around he’s definitely a schlessman

by Red_raccoon April 1, 2019

Schlefstein

Last name for the most interesting people in the world. Usually very well endowed.

If you know a Schlefstein, they are a light on your life.

“I heard you’re talking to a Schlefstein? Don’t fuck it up, he’s a catch”

by IStreamtit January 13, 2022

schliebs

Is a freak, he spits on the pussy before he eats it. Schliebs is the master of making the ladies squirt, what his penis lacks in size, schliebs makes up for it with swag, and alcohol.

Dude, he is a total schliebs
Check out that schliebs

by Dictionary_2014 February 19, 2014

schlems

a word used in a rural area, that means
"skew"

pearson A: where you go?
pearson B: I go schlems up

by guellatoni May 12, 2004

schleb

Lazy Butt: doesnt want ot do anything and complains about others to take blame from himself

Grew is a schleb, and doesnt want to take responsibility for his actions.

by pimpinpoma123 March 3, 2007

schleusner

Someone who cannot function without coffee. Or. The act of being unable to function as a person without coffee.

This morning I was such a Schleusner until I had my coffee.

by Slappydee March 27, 2016

Schleb

Someone so undeniably awesome that even M.C. Hammer can't touch him.

Man, look at all those people talking to him. He must be a Schleb.

by Not Schleb February 7, 2009