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schlala

To tell someone to either "shut up" or "fuck off." This term was originated in a suburb of Detroit and was spread through the speech of the "Dala Master."
Mike: You have a hot mom, man!
Jimmy: Why don't you schlala!

-or-

Mike: I heard you were-
Jimmy: SCHLALA!
by Jamessss February 15, 2007
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Schlab

(n.)'SHlab' In reference to any particular item that is introduced or presented to a group of individuals in the gesture of a gift.
(v.)Schlabbin ('SHlab-n')
(vpt.)Schlabbed ('SHlab-d')
Noun(e.g.)Hey man, don't worry about not having any beer for the party because I have plenty of schlab for the both of us.
Verb(e.g.)I saw Zac schlabbin at the bar buying everyone drinks.
Verb(past-tense)I know David was being generous, but I do feel like he schlabbed too much of his stash for everybody last night.
by bmead23 February 10, 2010
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Schlägmän

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"
me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"
by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022
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schlaktus

a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise
Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!
by John Tobin April 28, 2008
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schlamazecoze

Amazingly cozy. Used to describe a particularly cozy setting or activity.
"ZOMG having each of you around the fire baking cookies at my summer house in Kewaunee this weekend was schlamazecoze!
by Deborah 'Debs' Watkins December 9, 2010
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The Schleapop

A name for the best gamer. Used on Xbox Live
The Schleapop Is always on top
by The Schleapop January 2, 2009
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Getting Schlagered

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
by RAWphenom October 18, 2011
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