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Schlawg

Anything. More often suggestive words like penis cum or sex.
“She schlawgging my schlawg till I schlawg”

“On schlawg” (like on god)

“I love when he says its ‘schlawgging time!’ and schlawgs all over the place
by God_of_discord August 3, 2023
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schlawg

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex
Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.
by BennyBowler March 28, 2009
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Schlawg

A slang word similar to the words "buddy, blud, bud, cuh, lawg, dawg" that came from tiktok and instagram reels
by bananafucker69 October 25, 2024
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Schlawg

when you get a big jizz and your friend drinks it and spits it back out
dude, she schlawged me last night
by schlawgerizzo May 8, 2024
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Murphy is a schlawg
by al3x.h4m!lton December 22, 2025
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Schlawg

A person or state of being that’s fried, lagging, vibing wrong, or moving with zero urgency.
Used for harmless stupidity or THC-induced malfunction.
“Bro took one hit and turned schlawg.”
by N1CUP January 24, 2026
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