Schlawg 

Anything. More often suggestive words like penis cum or sex.

“She schlawgging my schlawg till I schlawg”

“On schlawg” (like on god)

“I love when he says its ‘schlawgging time!’ and schlawgs all over the place”

Schlawg by God_of_discord August 3, 2023

schlawg 

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.

schlawg by BennyBowler March 28, 2009

Schlawg 

when a person does something interesting

Schlawg really just did that

Schlawg by theblackblooch December 5, 2023

Schlawg 

when you get a big jizz and your friend drinks it and spits it back out

dude, she schlawged me last night

Schlawg by schlawgerizzo May 8, 2024

Schlawg 

A slang word similar to the words "buddy, blud, bud, cuh, lawg, dawg" that came from tiktok and instagram reels

"what are you doing my schlawg?"
"im cooking chicken"

Schlawg by bananafucker69 October 25, 2024

Schlawg

A goofy dog

Murphy is a schlawg

Schlawg by al3x.h4m!lton December 22, 2025

Schlawg

A person or state of being that’s fried, lagging, vibing wrong, or moving with zero urgency.
Used for harmless stupidity or THC-induced malfunction.

“Bro took one hit and turned schlawg.”

Schlawg by N1CUP January 24, 2026