Jebediah Schlatt

The superior version of Jschlatt.

Guy 1 "Hey, is that Jschlatt?"

Guy 2 "No. That's Jebediah Schlatt. Ender of Queens, Destroyer of Towers.

by WhatTheHellIsAPseudonymBro September 25, 2022

Schlatt Walk

Walking when you should be sprinting.

WHY ARE YOU SCHLATT WALKING JUST PRESS CONTROL IT'S NOT THAT HARD

by mybritchesaresoiled October 6, 2019

Schlatt

Violently American

Bro the Fourth of July is pretty Schlatt

by Commit Omni man September 7, 2021

Schlatze'd

To get drunk beyond a normal amount and behave in a stupid manner. Like shaking a tree and getting arrested or getting kicked out of a basketball arena.

We're going to get Schlatze'd tonight!

by Gargantula99 May 4, 2010

schlatt

gay

gayschlatt

by mifties March 5, 2021

Schlatt Walk

(Verb) The act of weirdly walking slowly instead of running or jogging because one doesn't think about running. Usually only done in an effort to be humorous. Coined by Twitch streamer and Youtuber, Jschlatt.

Person 1:"Hey, Why are you Schlatt Walking?"
Person 2:"I got no sleep last night."
Person 1:"So just walk normally then."
Person 2:"I wanna Schlatt Walk though."

by FrxstyBoy July 22, 2019

Schlaunching

Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.

Hey, Jim! Wanna go schlaunching with my friend and I?

by Frederick Grumbledink October 14, 2017