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schlasive

A massive schlong, as apposed to a schlong, a schlort, or a schledium. Longer than a schlong
Aiden has a schlasive, its much bigger than matts schlong
by Mr Schlasive August 15, 2016
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Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.
Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!
by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016
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schlapskie

A word used in place of an s-bomb. Also used in place of an s-bomb at HighImpactHalo.org
You piece of schlapskie!!!
by KamlakieKilla October 10, 2005
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Schlapper

The word "Schlapper" derives from the latin word "Slapper" or "Slag", also known as;

"tarts"
"hoes"
"sluts"
"wife"

Can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy English nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe dogging by intoxicated males.

Slags.
"I shagged this Schlapper jus last night."
by Lucasofgy May 17, 2005
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schlappa

slutty little 13-15 yr olds in highschool who put out to any boy that will take them. older guys can use corney pick up lines and they will gladly jump in their pants.
feels the need to be popular so dresses the same (eg. ra-ra skirts & ugg boots or kookai clothes) boobs poppin out and no respect for themselves. also known as slurry's.

RANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
man, what a schlappa! looks like a fkn tart.
by liziii July 27, 2006
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Schlips

(N) A sexy bitch. Derived from the region of a woman's pussy flaps or vagina lips called the labia.
The word Schlips is most commonly used upon coming across sexy ass bitches and potential fuck buddys whilst out on the prowl with the bros getting your gurn on...
by The creator..... March 8, 2019
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Schlap

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping, sex,etc)
*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good
by ShiningEditedMoon October 15, 2020
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