schimpfed

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.

1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project"
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"

by Æ December 12, 2008

Schimped

Verb - To completely manipulate and abuse a project or API to the point at which it is as confusing as a greased pig on an Amtrak. Named posthumously for Rob Schimp.

"Why do we have 8 tables recording tax data for one sale?" "That project was Schimped"

by PotatoMan13 October 14, 2011

Schumpf

A male queef, see also dick fart.

"Oh yeah, faster. A little less teeth, baby..."

"Oh my god, did you just schumpf in my mouth?!"

by JohnnyCab01 May 11, 2010

scrimpf

Appetizers at Red Lobster, Captain D's or other seafood restaurants.

Also, a smaller human being. This term is quite demeaning to dwarfs.

You know what would go good with this pasta? Some SCRIMPF!!

I hope your son gets a little taller cause he's a damn SCRIMPF!!

by Kimbooo February 18, 2008

jeremy schrimpf

One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.

Poor Timmy was Jeremy schrimpfed so committed he himself to seek mental help.

by 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 0|\|3 September 22, 2011

Schempf

Is the most fucked up of all words. It reminds me of one of the three stooges. There was Larry, Curly, Moe and schemp.

There is a schempf in my boots

by sperm man October 19, 2008

Schimpfy

When one reaches an upper-echelon rank, and knows how to twerk at the local stampede.

That Schimpfy has definitely done a swell job.

by DumplCrump April 12, 2020