schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.

"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."

by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004

schnitzel fit

1.When one person throws a fit over something small.

2. When complaining about something for the group when it only affects you.

I'm going to throw a schnitzel fit because someone did not get me a piece of schnitzel. I'm just doing it for everyone though.

by S-65 160th FLIR March 28, 2015

schnitzengruben

A large German sausage.

More Schnitzengruben?

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!

by Lizard March 10, 2004

fo shitzel my schnitzel

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003

schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

schnitzengezungenhuyden

defensiveness mixed with dickishness masquerading as introspection

John Stewart would characterize Dick Cheney's tone in his interview with Jim Lehrer as schnitzengezungenhuyden.

by Svensticles February 26, 2009

Schnitzel

A character from a show called Chowder.

Guy 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Guy 2: Schnitzel from Chowder.

by יודל ישן March 27, 2021