Do you want to hear a seeecret? Cause I know one...and it is SOOOO GOOD to hear it. Do you want me to tell you vhat it shvas? I tell you vhat it shvas.
I know how to count ALLL ZEE WAY to shfifty five. And I will show you how to do it before you can say POOPTY PEUPTY PANTS-SS. Are you ready baby? Alright.
Shvam. Doo. Two an heif. Scheven. Schfourteen-teen. Schventy one. Shventy seven-heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven, WHAT YOU SAY?
Shiggity shwo? Schfifty five.
Shiggity shiggity shwa? Schifity five.
Girlfriend's age? Schifity five.
My IQ? Schifity five.
Five + Five is schfifty schfifty SCHIFIFTY!
I know how to count ALLL ZEE WAY to shfifty five. And I will show you how to do it before you can say POOPTY PEUPTY PANTS-SS. Are you ready baby? Alright.
Shvam. Doo. Two an heif. Scheven. Schfourteen-teen. Schventy one. Shventy seven-heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven, WHAT YOU SAY?
Shiggity shwo? Schfifty five.
Shiggity shiggity shwa? Schifity five.
Girlfriend's age? Schifity five.
My IQ? Schifity five.
Five + Five is schfifty schfifty SCHIFIFTY!
by MagentaBabe January 24, 2005

this is in correction to entry #1. the words to the animation were slightly off. im sorry but im picky like this and ive watched the animation MANY times. the real words are:
"hello little girl. did you want to know a SECERET? cuz i know one- and it is SO GOOD TO HEAR IT. you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know how to count ALL THE WAY to SCHFIFTY-FIVE. and i will tell you how to do it faster than you can say poopty peupty paints-ss. you ready to hear it baby? all right.
by chiyochan64 May 19, 2005

"hello little girl, do you want to know a schecert. because i know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. do you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know. how to count. allllllll the way to schfifty-five. and i will tell you how to count to schfifty-five, faster than you can say poopty peupty pants-ss. are you ready to hear it baby. alright.
shwam.
doo.
doo and heif.
sheven.
shfourteen-teen.
twenty one
twenty sheven heif
twenty sheven.
thirty sheven
WHAT YOU SAYYYY?"
shwam.
doo.
doo and heif.
sheven.
shfourteen-teen.
twenty one
twenty sheven heif
twenty sheven.
thirty sheven
WHAT YOU SAYYYY?"
by Dema Schfifty. June 28, 2006

by Malacoi February 2, 2004

by Nikki RaeLynn May 11, 2006

the catch phrase for that one night on a choir trip AND most importantly the words that turn Will Oney on.
"Schfifty-five schififty-five" he whispered in the dark. Like the little engine that could going, "I think I can, I think I can."
by CassieDisaster January 28, 2006

A big numbler
by schifty six March 1, 2004
