"Hey little girl, did you want to know a
secret? Well I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. You wanna know what it schwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas. I can count....all de
way....to..SCHFIFTY-FIVE. And I can tell you how to
do it faster than you can say Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"