Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

screech porn

A term used to define heavy metal music in which the lead singer makes loud indeterminable screaming noises

Asking Alexandria makes quite a lot of screech porn

by The Otter Dictionary March 12, 2015

Falcon Screech

The sound the one makes when having falcon sex.

The falcon screeching from next door kept me up all night

by the falconer August 25, 2004

screeching pterodactyl

during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl

dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.

how did that go

not so well she broke up with me today

by Guerrilla655 October 27, 2010

screeching weasel

great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/

supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door

by liam January 19, 2005

Schechner

Adj. the quality of being a badass motherf---er.

"Dude, that guy at the bar is totally Schechner

by PirateNinja June 14, 2003

Free Screech

What happens when someone abuses their right to Free Speech, refusing to practice any constraint or control, to the point where it becomes intrusive or gibberish. The offender is often not aware they are doing it.

Kelly: "We must destroy this society and rebuild it without any money or government so that we can stop poverty and greed! Anyone who disagrees is a tyrant who has no place in society!"
Helen: "Stop talking nonsense"
Kelly: "How dare you oppress my Free Speech?!"
Helen: "Actually, it's just Free Screech"

by just like honey September 1, 2017