scepter face

A girl with a smoking hot body and an ugly face (i.e. Everything looks good scepter face.)

Matt, "That girl has a really hot body, but her face is ugly."

Jeff, "Yeah she's a scepter face."

by dooshkanew August 22, 2009

Devil's Scepter

Another name for a penis. Especially useful in situations when a man has "sinful" intentions.

John's plan was to find a nice drunk girl at the bar, bring her home and whip out the Devil's Scepter.

by Nate the Nasty August 17, 2008

Meat scepter

A word used to describe an object situated around men's waist. Often used in the subreddit r/creepyasteriks.

*Pulls out meat scepter*

by HerrPes January 28, 2019

scepter

a lacrosse stick

let me get you scepter so I can lax

by tejota June 13, 2010

the raised scepter of love

erect male genitalia.

There is no such things, as polishing the raised scepter of love too much.

by UrbanSage May 19, 2014

custodial-scepter

Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.

Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

sceptering

verb - the act of sitting in a daze and clutching the bong as though it is a scepter.

usage - "Dude, quit sceptering and pass the bong."

by Realbeer December 25, 2008