scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

sceptiling

When you get a toilet brush and shove it up your ass hole. Name comes from the tail of the pokemon sceptile.

Man. Sceptiling really hurt last night.

by shuznuzul October 11, 2013

Sweltering

Unbearable hot weather.

I'm absolutely sweltering in this heat.

by Stanmore August 21, 2008

sheltering the homeless

Making sure less fortunate people who started with less opportunity get the food and shelter they need in order to survive.

Sheltering the homeless is good, its moral as well as a help to society.

by Michael/halfamitten/mpd November 10, 2005

seltering

random poses that mimic fitness model Jen Selter and her fabulous booty.

Her Instagram is full of pics of her seltering in the craziest places.

by justjen February 5, 2015

Anal Scootering

The process of having anal sex while riding on a scooter.

Pretty good, me and my girlfriend did some anal scootering by the boardwalk.

by UMARZ May 27, 2010

sumptering

Acting as a know it all when it comes to sports but living off past accomplishments of a team. Knowing nothing about the current standing of said team, along with gloating about the team for which you've never taken the time to visit at their home stadium.

You've been sumptering about this team for years, but still haven't taken the time to even visit the stadium, classic sumptering fan. Do you even know anyone on the current roster or are you going to just continue to live off of the championships you won 25 years ago?

by RandonDonald May 12, 2016