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jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.
Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy
by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019
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Shelping

The act by a female of giving unsolicited advice despite the fact she has little or no knowledge of the topic about which she is advising. It is derived from the claim “SHE was only HELPING” and often proceeds mansplaining. At least one non-profit organization exists to help end shelping.
I was trying to focus on turning off the busted water line, but she wouldn't stop shelping so I could think straight.
by SeniorTravel.TV June 6, 2018
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scalping

the act of buying multiple graphics cards using bots to resell them at an exorbitantly higher price. common problem in ebay.
damn it, scalping made the rtx 3080 out of stock in 1 minute.
by bruhinator 2000 December 3, 2020
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scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.
He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.
by me5000 October 24, 2010
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Skelping

STRIKE, SLAP, BEAT (Scottish Term)
I gave that Bam Pot a Skelping!
by Bam Pot February 28, 2021
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Waistband Scalping

When your waistband tugs on your pubes and it starts pulling them out.
I have a bad case of Waistband Scalping.
by VestiaryGolem2 June 19, 2018
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Scalping

To perform cunnilingus on a pregnant woman whilst she is giving birth and at the opportune moment - when the baby is crowning - licking the mucus covered scalp of the part born infant.
"Stand back Doctor I know what to do - It's scalping little Yoda"
by Professor Smut November 10, 2009
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