scorgasm

While watching tv at home on a split screen or picture in picture, or at a bar with multiple tvs and more than one team scores at once.

Ex. 1 9Julio got so excited while watching football at buffalo wild wings when three teams scored at the same time that he fell off of his stool. After his scorgasm everyone offered him a towel to clean himself up.

by wheel929 January 2, 2011

stargasm

Experiencing intense physical pleasure after meeting a Movie, TV or Rock star.

Will: Dude, why is John screaming and writhing on the floor?

Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.

by Willyummm July 23, 2010

sargasmo

The person who initiates the sargasim (the sarcastic orgasm).

Person A says "Your SO cool man (said in a sarcastic tone)."

Person B says "Stop being such a sargasmo"

by Urban Pirate Gen October 7, 2009

sargasm

Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.

A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.

by Hendi McHenderson September 28, 2005

Sargasm

A women fakes an orgasm, then tells her partner "Yeah, that was great."

After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.

by Bernard Bangwanger December 22, 2010

stargasm

Having an orgasm from anal sex or anal play. Comes from the chocolate starfish nickname given to the asshole.

My girl enjoys anal so much, she stargasms everytime we do it.

by badkarma927 October 2, 2006

sargasm

being turned on or excited by quick wit and cleverness

I just had a sargasm when he texted me all of those puns!

by clevergirlnyc October 28, 2015