Snakefart

When you add a shot of cheap tequila to a PBR and drink it in one go

"You ever tried a snakefart? That shit'll get you all sorts of weird"

by tonyhawkprodj March 27, 2015

Scapecat

When you want to kill your kid and you have a can and you blame after you smother the kid

Casey Anthony realized in prison that she should have bought a cat instead.

“Man, I should gone to the pet store instead of doing all those internet searches. I could have had a scapecat.”

by Mike TheMac June 23, 2022