by ArualAigroegEdaj March 23, 2011
Instead of using random, which has been completely overused by annoying teenagers and social imbeciles, scallop is a useful substitute - purely because it is a completely random word. Now that's sticking it to them!
Dave - "Hey dude, how bizarre is this, I went to see a gynecologist and I saw Louise from school."
Richard - "That's totally scallop. You don't even have a snatch."
Richard - "That's totally scallop. You don't even have a snatch."
by Grouchokirst March 19, 2009
by Rowdy_801 January 12, 2009
by Mongoliod1535 February 5, 2019
Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.
Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."
Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."
Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."
by Rosco Willy Jacobsin June 1, 2011
the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
by acallops May 15, 2023
Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.
I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.
by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023