Scalped

When you snatch a weave so hard it literally takes the skin off your head

Have you heard rhianna's new album? Beyoncé is scalped

by get scalped August 29, 2017

scalleywag

Scalleywag: a hoe, male or female, an undesirable person, unacceptable by social means, a "scrub" one who is untrustworthy.

Ain't no time for a scalleywag!

by Cloudia April 28, 2015

scaled and icy

twenty one pilots or Twenty One Pilots or 21pilots or tøp sixth studio album. The clikkies are waiting for it to come out may 21 2021. Some idiot leaked it 2 days before.

I CANT BELIEVE SCALED AND ICY WAS LEAKED 2 DAYS BEFORE

by Banditøbaddie2103 May 20, 2021

Smalled

to steal jokes phrases or any one liners u may have come up with and use for yourself

you proper smalled that smallwood

by atomic monkey balls January 1, 2010

My Dad's called Colin

When your dad is called Keith and you decide to call him Colin instead because Keith is a silly name.

My dad's not Keith, my dad's called Colin

by Flimsco April 4, 2020

Swalled

pretty drunk, acting tipsy and very hyper.

girl: omg shes so swalled!
girl 2: shes just trying to act hard, shes only pretending.

by lkh96 October 24, 2009

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021