shelationship

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".

John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"

by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

scalavino

Being obsessed and falling in love with someone that you just met regardless of distance.

My friend got all scalavino with a girl that lives in Delaware.

by k brooks January 15, 2009

Bloody Salvation

A similar version of the Wet Jesus, but this is done when the female is menstruating. When the male attempts anal the female wipes her hand across her vagina and slaps the male with a bloody hand.

Dude I thought getting that Wet Jesus was bad, but last night my girl gave me a Bloody Salvation!

by ZeFamWe September 26, 2009

Scanlation

Scanlations are pirated Japanese comic books (manga). Fans scan and translate the comics into English and post them on the Internet.

Hey otaku, Did you download the latest scanlation of Toriyama world?

Nah, I'm still reading Love Hina.

by Keitaro August 1, 2004

pain of salvation

A Prog-esque band which i highly recommend you check out.

Pain of Salvation's song 'Ending Theme' may be one of the greatest things i have ever heard

by Sir Jesus H Christ May 17, 2005

salvation armani

Well-picked items from Salvation Army, worn in a way that looks stylish.

"That's a cool hat, where'd you get that?"

"Salvation armani!"

by teh pope January 22, 2005

scalati

scalati is another word for head or mata/head

you bussin a scalati rn

by cdott from the ville May 19, 2021