schmooglepopped

The action of making your girl wetter than wet.

Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!

by Chad&Brad September 13, 2018

old schoogle

When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.

ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?

by starkasm August 26, 2010

scroogle

combination of "screwed" and "google"
usually the expression used when using google maps and they give you wrong directions for the place you searched.

SCROOGLE! I was late to my daughter's basketball game because google sent me to the wrong address!

by sliderxuk January 23, 2008

shaboogie

to go out of or away from, as a place: to leave the house ; bounce

Let's shaboogie

by dissolved chicken? June 27, 2009

schnoogle

Pronunciation: \shnü-gl\

Function: Noun, verb

Etymology: 21st century Anglo-Swiss colloquialism

1. as noun, schnoogler
an individual, normally of Swiss/Germanic descent that causes grief to the observer in some fashion, derived from the sound the conversation makes due to excessive use of schnu tones.

2. as verb, to schnoogle
(i) to say in a Swiss/Germanic voice or cadence a phrase that is grossly uninteresting or naive conveying lack of intellect or thought.
(ii) to behave in a slightly slimy or underhanded manner or to deceptively schmooze against ones normal code of ethics with sole intent of attaining kudos, 'schnooglebucks' or some other endgame.
(iii) to move by a small almost insignificant amount synonymous with 'noogie'.

noun:
'i cant stand the stupid questions from the schnooglers anymore' or 'the schnooglers are driving me nuts'

verb:
(i) 'I'm getting schnoogled to death by this mindless blather'
(ii) 'I schnoogled my way into the club by claiming to be someone famous.'
(iii) 'I'm schnoogling the bid because I know he's a seller and I have nothing but disdain for him'

by theswisscowboy January 19, 2010

Scaboodling

( scah-boo-del-ing)
The act of screeching at the top of your lungs and simultaneously slapping someone, presumably across the face, and concluding the act by sprinting away

Jeff: Yo some guy just screamed and slapped me and then he ran.
Georgiano: dude you must have done something terrible to earn a scaboodling.

by AbsoluteKnockOff May 17, 2019

shaboozle

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.

Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*

by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019