Saxophone

The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.

Jay Beckenstein plays the Alto saxophone so well he could single handedly defeat Nazi Germany

by wardsback April 17, 2010

Saxophone

A musicial instrument invented by Adolf Sax sometime in the 1800s. The instrument played by John "Trane" Coltrane (tenor sax), Charlie "Bird" Parker (alto sax), and Michael Brecker (tenor sax).

The saxophone is one of the greatest instruments ever created.

by Jimely December 10, 2003

Saxophone

The best instrument in the world, and one of the coolist to play!

Those saxophone players are so cool!

by saxychick November 01, 2009

Saxophone

The Saxophone, often abbreviated as just Sax, is a hybrid woodwind instrument invented by Adolf Sax in the 1800s. The highest is the sopranino saxophone, descending down through soprano, alto, tenor, baritone, bass, contrabass, and subcontrabass. Saxophones are considered as one of the sexiest instruments in the band if not the most. Saxophone players tend to be male, and are typically disliked by upper woodwind players, and favored by brass players. The Saxophone is most famous for its use in jazz music.

Johnny is so chill, he plays the barri saxophone!

by Achromatic Chameleon May 02, 2018

Saxophone

An instrument that people will make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.

He played the saxophone

by Buddythepet107 November 06, 2018

Saxophone

A member of the woodwind family, the saxophones consist of the E-Flat Sopranino, the B-Flat Soprano, the E-Flat Alto, the B-Flat Tenor, and the E-Flat Baritone. These are one of the coolest instruments to play, and perhaps the easiest to learn.

In our jazz band, we have 5 Alto Saxophones, 2 Tenor Saxophones and 2 Baritone Saxophones

by TotallyRandom May 08, 2008

saxophoning

1. Making out with a girl while keeping chewing tobacco in your bottom lip. The key to successful saxophoning is keeping the girl from realizing you have the chewing tobacco in your mouth.

I was saxophoning with jennifer last night, and she commented on my minty fresh breath. I had some grizz wintergreen in my lip the entire time.

by MrMagoo6969 December 21, 2010