Tom Sawyer Raft Ride

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.

The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...

by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011

Sawyer girl

Sawyer is the toughest girl that I have ever met. She is not afraid of anything she is the biggest daredevil. she gets in a lot fights and she always wins. She gets great grades and is awesome at most sports. you also never want to pick a fight with her. She is definitely the hottest girl ever she always has guys clinging at her feet. She is rather stubborn but she is a genius. She is so nice and protective over the ones she loves. She is the smartest and hottest girl I have ever met or seen. If you know a Sawyer girl you should never let her go because it is so rare to find someone like her.

You are one of the luckiest persons on earth if you know a Sawyer girl.

You never want to go and pick a fight with Sawyer.

by Sawyer_lover_ October 12, 2020

sawyer (girl)

A sexy, hot girl who doesn't take no for an answer. If you hook up with a girl named Sawyer, you are the luckiest person alive. They are sweet and understanding, and they will listen to you. Be careful though, because they are extremely stubborn, and are always eager to butt in with an idea of their own. Be happy to know one of these extremely rare girls!

OMG! I totally saw a Sawyer (girl) hanging with John! He is sooooo lucky!

by Turtle_loves_U! February 22, 2015

maggie sawyer

A person who deserves all of the happiness in the world and has the most amazing personality which only adds to her beauty.

maggie sawyer is the softest person in the world.

by alexdanvrs August 4, 2017

Dirty Sawyer

When you're out of options so you shit on the floor to establish an unshakeable dominance.

I smell a Dirty Sawyer

by cakecicle April 1, 2020

Sawyered

Verb; adverb.

1.) To appear drunk in front of millions of people via television, internet, and social media feeds.

2.) To float down a river on a raft naked with an underage boy.

"What are you up to this weekend?"

"I'm getting totally Sawyered bro."

by tommybasilio November 7, 2012

bubba sawyer

misunderstood cutie who wields a chainsaw

"I love Bubba Sawyer from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!"

by deathmyers November 21, 2021