Shattitude

A portmanteu of the words 'shitty' and 'attitude'. It can be summarized as an individual who is overly cynical, uncouth, irritable and flat out rude. Usually people with shattitudes are extremely unhappy and wretched and seek to bring others down into their endless abyss of misery and self-loathing with them.

Jessica is hopelessly insecure and makes up for this by berating others as much as possible. She has a terrible shattitude.

by Robjef622 January 8, 2017

DMV Attitude

The attitude someone gives when things don't go their way. When you talk to them you feel like you're talking to a disgruntled employee at the DMV.

This could be a one time thing but normally reoccurs with the same person around a certain time of day, every day or just when you talk to them.

I wouldn't talk to her today. She's got a DMV attitude.

by Intense, like camping. August 6, 2011

mattitude

when you or matthew sturniolo act like him in is his hot girl era

*eyes roll*
don’t give me that mattitude

by fricnds July 19, 2022

badass attitude

When someone's way of thinking, feeling, or behavior reads I don't give a f__k

When it's time for war, I turn up my badass attitude.

by The onethathasyourback November 28, 2015

fattitude

A combination of "Fat" and "Attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women. This is very common; many large women often try to overshadow their physical enormity with a similarly large and over-exaggerated large-and-in-charge attitude.

"Dude, that blubbery fat chick needs to shut up already. She's got a major case of fattitude."

by Rob B. December 14, 2004

Fattitude

An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.

A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.

Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"

Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.

Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.

by Uberstench March 8, 2011

Shattitude

A combination of shit and attitude.

When someone you know has a shitty attitude. They may be normal people until the smallest thing sets them off. Then they get a shitty attitude, or a shattitude.

by you understand? October 22, 2017