Satin

1) An utterly horrible misspelling of the word "Satan". Anyone who uses the word "satin" in any other context besides, "Oh, what lovely satin sheets you have!" should not be allowed the privilege of breathing and shout be shot, or beaten to death with a pentacle. they seem to like those a lot. (The worst part is that I've seen satan spelled with an I more than I've seen it the correct way.

2) Yet another sign that humanity is doomed.

1) All hail Satin! But first, I have to ask my mom if it's alright.

2) Satin: Sign of the apocalypse

by Paige March 3, 2004

Satin

Our esteemed Lord and Savior Satin, god and overlord of the gays and The Gus (previously 'Liver Toy', previously 'THOSE WHO WILL NOT APOLOGIZE IN PROTEST TO THE PATRIARCHY', previously 'Food Homes') and unofficially the gayest online support group ever. Satin is also the father of Roomba, and also known as Bob.
Gusians: I love you guys, stay strong and liver yourselves! *GAY*

Alicia: Roomba I need your dad to forgive me
Roomba: Wdym why are you talking to my dad?
Alicia: Nooooo not your biological dad, I meant Satin!

by Allie Waters-Statan July 3, 2019

The Satins

The Satins is a disease that starts as an infection when a circumcision is done, which slowly turns the stub the person has left into a blood/cum oozing mess.

doctor:OMG!!!!
patient:What's wrong??!!
doctor:the operation has gone wrong.......you have The Satins!!!!!
patient:Wtf is that?
doctor:look it up on the urban dictionary,the artical is by a handsome chap called Tristan.
Patient:???????

by tristan teh terrible June 4, 2017

satin

A misspelling of satan.

Satin rules!

by quasi February 8, 2004

Satin

sat·in
Noun
The one true god of the Hexagonal Singularity, often confused with the fabric, or seen as a mispelling of Satan.

Blood for the blood gods, skulls for the skull throne, suffer not a heretic to live! Hail Satin.

by S.J. Bafalto April 29, 2023

satin

a Blond lanner whom I have known since october 2003
She has been a good friend and recently become and even better Girl Friend,
She is quiet at times but like Silent bob she speaks at the apropreate moment so what she has said sinks in better.

I have stopped smoking for her and become a better person, she means the world to me.

by Drone July 31, 2004

satin

The guy people who can't spell worth shit accuse people of worshipping.

You wear a pentacle, you must be a SATIN WORSHIPER!

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003