Satch

Oh stop being such a satch and piss on the electric fence.
by Bent Himself June 16, 2003
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Satch

"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"
by Fart friend February 10, 2019
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Satch

verb-satch, to satch, satching

The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.
"Hey have you noticed that Chris has been satching that same Bud Heavy all night?"
by Nightbinger July 25, 2008
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Satched

When one gets dual kicked in the sack. One foot per nut. Just go for it.
Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --

Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"
by BreezyVanillaBean June 19, 2021
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satch

that chick is swingin from my satch
by crazypaul52 April 13, 2009
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satch

a hard-ass glaswegian who is prefferably a bald dude that goes round chibbin folk with his home-made axe(a claw hammer with a stanley knife selotaped to it)
oh shit here comes satch
by jeffington September 28, 2005
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satch

when someone bitches someone else out hardcore
Hunter satched Kitty for making him late for tennis
by britt hill May 20, 2004
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