satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

satan’s asshole

texas.

I fucking hate Texas it’s like living in satan’s asshole.

by mhstipline October 15, 2018

Satan's Asshole

Australian Wi-Fi

Guy 1: Damn, you're lagging hard
Guy 2: Its because I have Satan's Asshole for wifi

by JoeSephStalin April 28, 2020

Satan's Asshole

1.A very hot room or place, or a bad place.

2.An Insult

1.A. "This room is as hot as Satan's Asshole"

1.B. "This road is as bad as Satan's Asshole"

2. "Dat dumb bitch nigga went up into Satan's Asshole and had sex with his big red fuckin' balls."

by George Bushy Balls July 22, 2006

Satan’s Asscrack

That area in between a car’s center console and the front seats where dreams go to die and where all your shit falls.

“DAMN IT, I LOST MY PHONE, IT FELL INTO SATAN’S ASSCRACK, NOW I GOTTA FISH IT OUT… UGH!!!”

by Jalsqually March 4, 2026

satans ass crack

Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot.

Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.

Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.

B: Hot like Satans ass crack?

Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!

by buddy retard June 3, 2020

Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021