Sasstronaut

A person who is being exceptionally sassy, and maybe beginning to get an attitude but you don't want to hit in the face because they're your friend.

Friend A is being bitchy. Friend B, "dude, why are you being such a sasstronaut?"

by ecg87 November 17, 2011

Sassertive

A combination of "Sassy" and "Assertive".

"Hellooooo, my blood sugar is low! Give me the damn food" "Damn you're sassertive! It's pretty hot, actually."

by MuzzyIsMe April 8, 2006

sagster

Someone, female or male, who has a depression (aka sag) in either their breasts or hindquarters. It is usually used towards younger people, as old people tend to sag most of the time, and it is generally assumed that they sag anyway.

One who sags.

See that sagster over there? Man, her bra's really holding her up, if that wasn't there, she'd be dragging along the floor.

by Alfons Richter April 1, 2008

Sadsterbate

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying

When I'm sad I can use my tears as lubricant when I sadsterbate

by Mainnbbitchh August 16, 2018

Sagster

Easily defined as a hollow cavity in the female breasticles, causing them to drape past the midsection. Additional tissue may be found to crinkle around the nipular region. Can be horrifically painful if not treated correctly. Treatment includes; lathering of Sudacrem to the affected area or (in extreme cases) taping the breasticle and removing tape in 3 hours harshly to smoothen the skin. An effective home remedy is available to create. It is a mix of vinegar, chili pepper, lemon juice and salt. Mix to form a paste which is applied excessively to the underboob.

In mama Jim's humble abode.

Jimmy: Mama, yo such a sagster!
Mama Jim: How dare you? Have you seen your moobs?! They be looking like prunes! Im'a rub that home remedy in yo eyes!

by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018

Salster

Pullinga Salster

Dealing with anxiety and depression but still pulls on a fun face and tries to have fun 💕

Tonight I was going to do a Salster be prepared 😂😂😂

by Isobella Rossini January 31, 2019

Samster king

A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg

A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king

by Cake_taster September 11, 2021