Sachettism

A state of abomination in which you become completely and utterly disgusted with yourself to the point that only death will bring you peace. Sachettism can be brought on by listening to Republicans speak, watching the SciFi Channel, being in the vicinity of a church, and eating red Jell-O. Early symptoms of contracting the disease are uncontrollable sweating, excessive internet use, wearing only polo shirts to the beach, filling your DVR to it's maximum capacity, and constantly bitching about nothing. Although there are no known cures for the disease many patients diagnosed live a somewhat normal life and can usually go undiagnosed for years. Some famous celebrities with the disease include Ricki Lake, John Goodman, Rosie O’Donnell, Horatio Sanz, Artie Lange and Mama Cass.

The night after the doctor diagnosed his first case of Sachettism, he was found lifeless, face down in a pile of red sox maki.

by Mysterious Anomoly Bill September 19, 2009

Sarcheted

Making things more difficult than they need to be. Doing an extreme amount of unecessary work when no one asked you to.

"I just sarcheted myself"
"Why! What were you supposed to do??"
"I was supposed to submit a lesson. Any lesson i wanted, about whatever I want. Really simple"

"...and what did you end up doing?"

"I started from scratch.I did research. Interviewed students and teachers. Added as much cross curriculum as possible. Even flew to another country for first hand experience. All In the same day."
"Why didn't you use TPT? Or a lesson you already had?"
" I like making things harder for myself"

by Deenabeena September 9, 2020

Sawchete

A tool made by crackheads to defend themselves from the "shadow people". Vastly used by meth heads, It is usually made by welding a machete and an old dull bandsaw blade together

Honey?! Come quick! Grab my sawchete, and kill the lights the Feds are outside in the trees spying on us!

by Fiberfucker May 6, 2022

Sachet

Derogatory term referring to cisgender heterosexuals:
A dumb little package containing something incredibly common

Being a pseudophone to the term "cishet"

+ Hey Martha check them out.
- Omg look at him publicly domestically abusing his gf!
+ IKR! what a Sachet!

by YelpReviewer69 June 11, 2023

sachet

a small bag in which a a substance is contained in

"oi, alice monty this sachet doesnt have salt in it, its poo", "i know chinese sam, its not very nice"

by chinese sam March 28, 2009

sarcrette syndrome

Rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of involuntary inappropriate and/or derogatory sarcastic remarks.

That dude must have sarcrette syndrome. He can't control his unpredictable sarcastic remarks.

by cantolino January 14, 2010

sarthetic

1. A Facebook or Instagram post that consists of a sarcastic/satirical caption and an aesthetic photograph.

2. A type of photography with the intent to take an amazing photo, but subvert the audience’s expectations with a random caption.

Example 1 (Conversation)
Person 1: Hey dude, do you any good sarthetic accounts on IG?
Person 2: Yeah man @youdidnotsleepthere is pretty sarthetic.

Example 2 (Demonstration)
Picture: Scenic view of the Grand Canyon
Caption: Terry Crews did nothing wrong!

Example 3
Person 1: What type of photography do you do?
Person 2: I’m into street photography, landscape, toy, film, portrait, and most importantly, sarthetic photography.

by nichijim March 5, 2019