A baddass , handsome independent man. Knows what he wants and never settles for shit. Easy to fall in love with. Smart and intelligent. Funny, the best friend a person could have EVER. Once you meet him, your addicted. Sporty, classy, amazing human being.
saran is the most amazing, loving and supportive person you'll come across. A person who is selfless and will always put you first no matter what.
My point is...you meet him...never let him go
Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriendin the face with it during sex.