Santa Clarita

A very boring city located north is Los Angeles. The only reason why anybody wants to come here is Six Flags Magic Mountain. Other then, that is boring. Bunch of white supremacists live here. No race here really gets along. Kids in their late teens and early 20s want to get out and move out of theirs parents hole. The only desired trait about this city is that is SAFE and the schools are somewhat better than the schools in LA. Overall, just a boring city with some of the dullest people you’ll ever meet. Some of them are super shitty and fake.

Person from Santa Clarita: damn. This city is really boring.
Another person from SCV: yeah. I know. On the weekends, I usually go out to different cities like Santa Monica, Hermosa Beach, Venice etc. Luckily, without traffic Santa Clarita is not too far from those cities.

Santa Clarita by DrCumtastic April 2, 2021

Santa Clarita

The most stupid, boring town ever. Full of Punk posers, preppy girls, and "gangsters". EVERYBODY does drugs here and we're all spoiled rich kids.

EVERYONE WANTS TO GET OUT

Santa Clarita sucks balls.

Santa Clarita by ESCAPADES January 23, 2011

Santa Clarita

A calm boring place where nothing really happens. A bunch of wannabe gangsters live there. They try to act hard and bang, but they can't fight you one on one they always have to bring their friends. Grown men will bang on teenagers they see dressed as gangsters. Some of the wannabe gangs here include Newhall 13 and BF

Emmanuel : Lets go hang out in Santa Clarita

Fernando: Naw, a bunch of gangster wannabes are gonna try to jump us if they see you dressed like that

Santa Clarita by Ajaokazbbs September 7, 2019

Santa Clarita

Santa Clarita is a town in southern California where no one under 30 works for a living because they can live off of their rich parents and attend COC for 5-10 years on and off. those whose parents are not willing to support them after coming of age proceed to get on food stamps, sell drugs, and live off of sierra highway in canyon country. these people will eventually move to palmdale.

kid1: hey, i have to go sling some weed out in Santa Clarita, wanna come with?
kid2: yea, might as well. haven't beat the shit out of yuppie scum in a minute.

Santa Clarita by TruthBeToldForever October 5, 2011

Santa Clarita

Santa Clarita is the fourth largest city in Los Angeles County, California, United States. The 2006 population was calculated at 175,314 but it is likely the population is even higher than that as the city continues to grow rapidly. It is located about 35 miles northwest of downtown Los Angeles, and occupies most of the Santa Clarita Valley. It is a notable example of a U.S. edge city or boomburb. The FBI rates it as the sixth safest city in the United States with at least 100,000 inhabitants. (Nearby Simi Valley and Thousand Oaks, in Ventura County, traditionally alternate between the first and second spots on the list.)

Santa Clarita was incorporated in 1987 as the union of several previously existing communities, including Canyon Country, Newhall, Saugus, Valencia, and portions of Castaic. Its principal boundaries are the Golden State and Antelope Valley freeways; their merger in Newhall Pass at the city's southernmost point gives Santa Clarita its distinctive triangular appearance on the map. Unlike many other hybrid cities' districts, communities in Santa Clarita retain a considerable degree of autonomy, to the extent that some of them, such as Valencia, most notably—are often mistaken for completely separate cities.

Santa Clarita's most notable attractions are the Six Flags Magic Mountain amusement park on the western edge of the city, and the California Institute of the Arts (CalArts), both located in Valencia.

Santa Clarita is a suburbs with family, youth sports, and great education.

Santa Clarita by LASportsNut January 28, 2007

Santa Clarita

A ghetto just north of the San Fernando Valley. Its the place you have to drive through to get to where you really want to go. If you're not blown off the freeways during the frequent windy weather, you will make it our alive, as long as you stay on the freeway.

Don't even think about it as a place to live,unless you like the ghetto. The weather is atrocious, besides the wind it is either blazing hot or freezing cold. The only plus is the rain, it looks a little like Venice because all the streets are covered in water, so you can't get anywhere. It actually is a nice area if you are into graffiti art, it seems that quite a few people that live here are; to each his own.

It is a nightmare to drive through, your best bet is to travel on a shopping cart, since there are so many lying around. If you haven't had your bike stolen, you could also ride a bike, on the bike paths that nobody uses except the homeless people that like to hang out in the Westfield Shopping Center.

The people are either high on drugs here or else yelling at you to get off their property. It is an extremely stressful place, nobody has fun, and there is nothing to do, unless you want to join a gang and hang out at Magic Mountain, terrorizing all the customers.

Hey Dude where do you live?

Have you ever heard of Santa Clarita? Did you say Santa Clara or something about the Klan. No I said Santa Clarita.

Once you find it, you go past that wall with all the graffiti, take a left at the house with the shopping carts and old car on the lawn.

I live in the nice house behind the barbed wire fence. Don't worry about scary dogs, they don't bite that hard.

Santa Clarita by iamquitesmart September 29, 2012

santa clarita

suburb of los angeles. it is home to magic mountain, a huge mall, 3 colleges, about 60 public schools spread out through its 5 major incorporated divisions: saugus, valencia, stevenson ranch, newhall, and canyon country. there is some confusion whether castaic is incorporated. about 150,000 people live here. builders like Newhall Farm and Land want to build 60000 new homes because everyone wants to live here, although since these homes will be just slightly outside of the city limits, the city is trying to buy the land away from them to not overpopulate the city.

santa clarita is tight.

santa clarita by TAshomiyakiyori December 24, 2005