guy thinks he can play football but in reality everytime he kicks a ball thats another dead fish in the sea, also his bunda moves like iron man
yes i am sanju
by Mabipe March 5, 2024
Get the sanjumug. A middle-aged South Indian teacher from Kerala whose life is a masterclass in cringe. Thinks she’s Gen-Z, but she’s basically a walking Instagram fail: endless TikTok dances, stolen trends, and desperate attempts at relevance. Whitewashed to the point of self-parody, she lectures like a malfunctioning robot reading slides verbatim while pretending she’s educating the world. Obsessed with pushing LGBTQ agendas into every corner, she lectures with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and has the social awareness of a brick. Once boasted her skin was “whiter” than a student’s in a painfully awkward flex that screams insecurity over experience. Conversations with her are an endless trap: she’ll yip, yammer, and monologue until you question your very existence. Recently, she randomly unfollowed students on social media because… apparently, even imaginary offenses require punishment. Sanju Bhaskar is the human embodiment of boredom, arrogance, and performative virtue—a lesson in what happens when self-importance meets delusion.
Talking to Sanju Bhaskar is like willingly stepping into a black hole of cringe, endless Instagram flexes, virtue-signaling lectures, and whitewashed self-importance-by the time she stops rambling, you've aged five years, lost all hope for humanity, and seriously question why she's allowed near students.
by PaulsonMathewChunkapura August 13, 2025
Get the Sanju Bhaskarmug. He is a remarkable man. I have not seen this kind of people they are amazing. He is trying to suside by diping his nose into a handful of semen
But i can't describe him like BORN FROM A ROTTEN PUSSY, Fucker, bastard, Asshole, dick, cock, HOOKER, Shit, Snack fried in pussy, Lizard’s cunt hairs, Go and suck your own dick, You fucker, Suck dick, A dog’s dick in your ass, because he is my best friend u know na
But i can't describe him like BORN FROM A ROTTEN PUSSY, Fucker, bastard, Asshole, dick, cock, HOOKER, Shit, Snack fried in pussy, Lizard’s cunt hairs, Go and suck your own dick, You fucker, Suck dick, A dog’s dick in your ass, because he is my best friend u know na
Person 1: hey see sanju is coming
Person 2: now i will take his ass
Person 1: ok first i will do then u
Person 2: as you have seen him first u can take first chance
Person 2: now i will take his ass
Person 1: ok first i will do then u
Person 2: as you have seen him first u can take first chance
by Anish kumar singh November 24, 2021
Get the Sanjumug.