Santorum Rally

1. A shocking sex act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.

2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.

3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.

"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."

"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.

by rodisgod September 2, 2012

Rick Santorum Effect

The more you learn about someone and spend time with them, the less you like them.

Janet: So, how was your date last night?

Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.

Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.

by Potterfan344 June 8, 2012

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

Santorum towel

A cloth kept nearby to clean up that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Quick, grab me the Santorum towel before this gets all over.

by babycake & boo June 19, 2011

Rick Santorum

semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex

"I dont care what you guys do in there... just dont leave any rick santorum on the bed sheets.."

by Dev321 July 15, 2006

Sanitarium

An organazation built to hold mentally unstable people and help them regain sanity.

(You're probably searching this, because, it's also a kick-ass Metallica song.)

After coming home from the war with shell shock, Alex had to be held in a sanitarium.

Sanitarium, leave me be.
Sanitarium, leave me alone.

by TauntingXxXFate June 25, 2008

Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

A great Metallica song on the album "Master of Puppets".

Metallica played Sanitarium during yesterday's say.

by Lord DarkSlaya January 1, 2005