The Saneil Theorem

For any projectile β in use in a typical gym match, involving any game with a projectile (volleyball, kickball, etc), the closer in proximity that the ball lands to Saniel, regardless of team or positive/negative effect, the more likely the situation is to go wrong and hurt the team.

See Corollary to the Saniel Theorem

The Saneil Theorem gaurantees success to anyone that hits the ball towards Saniel

by ToshBoss January 22, 2020

Spaniel Shot

A topless photograph of a girl with particularly droopy bosoms.

Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.

"Oh man, I finally persuaded Jo to send me a picture of her tits last night, turned out it was a right Spaniel Shot, I had to kick her to the curb"

by CF Enterprises November 16, 2011

caca spaniel

A dog pooping on a baby.

- First heard on How I Met Your Mother

Dude, google caca spaniel! It's hilarious!

by yourgreatestcreation May 21, 2011

saviel

A saviel is a sexy beast that any girl would want to fuck.

Girl:Hey sarah did you see that saviel i want him deep inside of me.

by Twinkie lover 508 February 20, 2018

Sanela

A girl that is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. She is sweet and friendly, but if you mess with her you will be SORRY. She is a best friend to all, except haters. She thinks she can dance, but she really can't. She is destined to be with a guy with a name that starts with C. She is the best person you will ever meet.

Boy#1: Damn girl, look at that Sanela go.

Boy#2: Look at the way that ass moves up and down.

Boy#1: Woah....O:

by youandmetogtherforever October 21, 2011

randy spaniel

One who has the desire or tendency to chase skirt or some other appealing object.

Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel.

Smelling that pizza is making me one randy spaniel.

by thornhero March 4, 2011

Shniel

A term to describe a person who fails at everything. A Shniel can never do anything right.

What a Shniel. You can't do anything right.

by PunjabiPrincess95 October 14, 2010